Ray William Johnson

YouTube Entertainment for ignorant and unaware simpletons. If you watch his show and enjoy it, you are a vegetable. His videos are used as in 3rd grade introductory classes to comedy. One, unless stupid, cannot help but feel dumbed down after each episode of his =3 series. I suspect this name is to resemble a dick - this gives you an idea as to what comedy is in store before you click on his horse shit.

If your brain is fried and have absolutely no aspirations in life, then watch his videos. Also, play Minecraft and watch other mind-destroying channels, such as pwediepie.

It is truly sad to know this is the most popular channel on YouTube.
Blob: HAHAHAHA Ray William Johnson is so funny! Watch this!

Non-blob: *Feels mind being reduced into a zombie state after watching*

Blob: Also my minecraft house is better than yours! Hahahaha
by Immanuel Kent September 24, 2013
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Sweet Baby Ray

A term used for describing the NBA's greatest basketball player number 20 on the Celtics formally traded from the Sonics, Ray Allen

Also names such as: Rayneman, and Ray Ray will also be accepted.
That shot was a Sweet Baby Ray
by 12$BANKS February 08, 2008
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sloppy joe ray

first u shit in a girls hand then she jacks u off with that same hand with ur shit in it
"dude last night my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe ray!"
by worm15 November 14, 2006
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Ray Toro

Guitarist whose hairstyle can only be described as tragic.
Ray Toro needs to get a haircut. Seriously.
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Ray ja vu

PRONOUNCED: RAY-JAH-VIEW. (noun) Just the run of the mill events that occur on a daily basis in Racine, Wisconsin. Racine, known to either be the Hamptons or the Compton of the midwest. News that seems to resemble that of a nightmare, making you feel as if you had experienced the event in another life, or the day before.
"Hey yo, did you jus see that tumble-weave blow down the street?"

"No man, i was distracted by that lady throwing that body size garbage bag into that dumpster over there."

"Ray ja man, Ray ja vu.........."
by iinvisible May 01, 2012
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Sideways P-Ray

Like the normal p-ray, but when the girl lays on her side and lifts one leg up perpendicular and against the man's chest, so the ray spreads out and lands above the vagina, behind the asshole, and everywhere in between.
She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.
by Charlie-barlie December 11, 2019
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Super Cosmic Rays

Super Cosmic rays are a rarer form of powerful high-energy radiation that originates from outside our solar system. When they reach Earth, the rays collide with particles in the upper atmosphere to produce a “shower” of particles, including muons.
"Hey professor those are just Cosmic Rays right?"

"No Jake these are Super Cosmic Rays, they are far more powerful and dangerous to the Earth's atmosphere, it's a good thing that rays this powerful don't originate on our planet.
by jollyjoy00 August 31, 2021
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