quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.

"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."

by Jake C March 14, 2014

Quick-dump artist

Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.

"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.

by kingmerriam April 21, 2014

quickenite

One who works at the company Quickrn Loans.

"Where do you work?"

"Oh, I'm a Quickenite."

by Terrorbird June 21, 2014

Quicknik

An intelligent individual who learns things quickly and then uses that knowledge or skill to execute the task at hand.

Casper's always been a quicknik at maths.

by Moleculeism July 24, 2015

Quick Tug

Settling for a hand job

Netflix and chill ended with a quick tug.

by L0rdexp3ctati0n January 24, 2016

quick pickle

Having a quickie with a random person that you met in a bar, or literally any other public place, and doing so in that place.

Hey girl. Wanna have a quick pickle?

by regikeegus March 28, 2016

Quickie Parlor

Brothel, whorehouse, house of ill repute.

Hey Clark, lets head over to the quickie parlor, Im in the mood for a Frosty Jim show.

by JDLucas1369 July 31, 2016