Pumpie

Nickname for a person with a past or current love of pumpernickle bread.

Also, a vital clue in a game created by The Dot Man.

The clue goes like this:

You've proven your worth. Your reward sits underneath the one thing that is stuck in time - at 8:15 to be exact. Tick tock, tick tock.

Now, lets continue. It's time to arrange your dots and reveal the Master Password.

Arrange them following these rules:
1) Letters can only touch numbers if the number is even
2) The same color dots cannot touch
3) Symbols cannot touch numbers
4) Numbers and Letters must be arranged in numerical and alphabetical order.

Since I knew her nickname was pumpie, I didn't have to ask what kind of bread she wanted.

by le chew April 25, 2010

pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010

Pump Lust

A person's desire to lift weights to get a pump in their muscles.

The bodybuilder hasn't been to the gym for a long time, I bet he has some wicked 'Pump Lust'.

by Bodybuildingbingo December 20, 2010

pump trolley

A sex act in which a man attaches a strap-on to his backside, facing rearward. Two women then situate themselves in front of and behind the man, one receiving his penis, the other being thrust into by the strap-on during his back stroke. This technique maximizes the man's time and energy while pleasing two ladies simultaneously.

Your mom and sister only had a few minutes while your dad was out, so a pump trolley was our only option.

by Seacow January 10, 2014

pump-n-bate

The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.

I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.

by philmbrt October 10, 2014

pump block

A pump block is some at the gym who talks your ear off while you're trying to get a pump. No matter what ever you do they follow you around and ruin your whole workout.

Dude, I hate going to the gym when Jay is here. Every time I start to do something he runs over and starts talking. He's such a Pump Block.

by JTMMS October 30, 2015

pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi March 20, 2016