Prison

school

Kid: OK mom I'm going to prison.

Mom: You got arrested!?!?!?

Kid: NO. I'm going to school :(

by chonkychonkthechonkie December 1, 2019

prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse

Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”

by Stinky leg January 25, 2020

Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.

Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.

by Greekgod311 February 4, 2020

prison boo

The dude you get together with while he’s in prison cause he calls you on a string of collect calls.

Alyssa started dating a dude while he’s in prison, he is her prison boo.

by rondogwanny February 23, 2020

Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020

Prison

A place where criminals are housed

OR
A place where kids are forced to go 5 days a week for 7 hours a day (also known as school)

Person 1: Gotta go back to prison tomorrow
Person 2: Really? Why?
Person 1: To “learn” and stuff a bunch of useless information into my brain
Person 2: You mean school?
Person 1: Yeah, same thing

by _word_guru_ February 24, 2020

Prison Break

When you and a girl are having sex then you came inside her. Then some of the cum comes out of her vagina. (AKA Prison Break)

Dude I had sex with this girl and I came inside her. Some of the cum came out of her and she called it a prison break.

by Pumper Dumper March 9, 2020