1000 pound trauma

red ab machine

cheese on a 1000 pound girl with extra wheat

i needed surgery for my 1000 pound trauma

by terry smithy August 2, 2008

tango in the pound house

When giving a blowjob the receiver gets there balls ripped off

"Hey josh guess what"

"What?"

"Last night I got a Tango in the pound house"

"I don't even wanna know"

by Yeet God McNeckass 2 May 10, 2019

Fat-hundred pounds

The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.

Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.

by Mattdude October 27, 2014

400,000 pounds of fuel

a lot of dead towels heads, and a lot of money.

400,000 pounds of fuel is a hella lot more than I'll be able to purchase in a year.

by the greenskeeper July 9, 2004

Pounding God's Fist

A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?

"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"

by sheepdrea August 4, 2008

six pack and a pound

1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat

2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound

by jess April 13, 2004

Pounding my sausage

Wack off, masturbate

no i was stuck pounding my sausage.

by sausagepounder. May 23, 2011