Porn fidelity

A vow taken by a pornstar, that when she gets married, she will only do porn scenes with her hubby, usually a male pornstar too, and not with another dude.

"While Jenna Jameson was married to Justin Sterling, she never fucked another guy in front of the camera"

"Dude! That what I would call porn fidelity"

by Rosifaulds September 11, 2009

Snail porn

Accual printed pornographic magazines.

"Damn! My internet is down. I'm going to have to get some snail porn!"

by Nottius Maximus December 17, 2008

Horn Porn

The act of watching video footage or witnessing vehicles that are equipped with train horns and watching videos of them in action.

Yo look at that honduhh scaring the crap out of the people in the parking garage!! That's horn porn right there!

by danwat1234 September 13, 2011

woods porn

i live out in the boonies, and i may have an explanation for this phenomenon:hunting trips. a lot of times when a group of guys go out on a hunting trip, they will take advantage of the fact that theres no women around (wives, kids, etc.) and pick up/bring along some porn to look at and even trade (plus what else are you going to to do when you're out in the woods with a bunch of guys for a couple days?) obivously they would only be packing magazines for this kinda of a trip. if you know some guys who usually go out on hunting trips, check out their hunting vehicle (usually an old beat up truck or van) and you'll probably find a poorly concealed stack of porn mags. apparently its a pretty common occasion for this sort of thing; like a coming of age deal, or simply a way to trade porn between friends without worrying about possible scrutiny from the wimmins. woods porn is often a result of this activity, although sometimes its just from someone trying to get rid of their old stuff without risking their family finding it in the trash can. obviously its a lot less common nowadays, with the internet, and an overall more socially acceptable opinion of porn.

Woods Porn was the holy grail of youth

by dictionarydude May 17, 2004

porn christmas

The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.

"So you get lucky last night"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"

by Schweetz June 19, 2008

Nugget Porn

When 2 limbless persons record porn.

"Do you watch nugget porn?"

"Hell no, thats fucked up"

by MonkeyShagger November 19, 2014

Roblox porn

A type of rule 34 that's just lego characters bumping into each other. 100% of people who watch/make roblox porn are neckbeards, have zero real-life friends and range from the ages 12-26.

Guy 1: I like jerking off to roblox porn!

Guy 2: You're disgusting. How do you like lego porn?

by Fizzzyy September 21, 2021