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Poo powder

Explosion between your legs resonating from your anus producing a small cloud of toxic dehydrated feces causing an eratic disruption to the nostrils
by Bill with 1 L March 16, 2019
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Manny Poo

You shit into your hand, then put it into a toilet.
1.There is a lot of crap around the toilet seat, i must manny poo!

2.I don't want diseases in my ass from that disgusting toilet, I think I have to manny poo or shit my pants!
by Benzoids January 27, 2014
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poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.
"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"
by SallyBean January 10, 2009
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King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun
Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"
by Layne123 December 21, 2016
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Patty Poo

by Godfather_aka_Jesus July 28, 2012
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wet poo

Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.
person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same
by wetpooman September 11, 2021
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Poo Rocket

I was busting for a shit, so i was running to the toilet, slipped and the turd shot out like a poo rocket.
by Lisa Dee June 12, 2019
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