man phone

A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion

Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*

by Delta-T April 21, 2011

Phone rape

When you take someone's phone without their permission or while they are sleeping

Your friend was asleep and you phone raped them

by Nikkkkim October 16, 2019

Phone Rape

When your friend is continuously calling you every 2 minutes to clear a doubt right before an exam

Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.

by HandleSwag February 23, 2015

Steal a Phone

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.

"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."

by Sooty_ January 02, 2021

The Phone Move

When a male leans in excessively close to a female to see something displayed on the female's hand held device (phone, camera, ipod) in order to achieve physical contact.

When Sara showed Jim the picture they just took together, Jim used the phone move to get close enough to lean against her.

by d-holl November 04, 2009

Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

by White Hawk1 April 08, 2022

phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.

Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.

by JustKiddingFool May 31, 2015