penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

by heck yes September 10, 2008

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penutbutter and jelly sandwitch

a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch is very simple. You take 2 peices of bread and spread penutbutter on one slice and jelly on the other. Then you put the two peices together and eat. there are many different versions of this such as: penutbutter and banana, penutbutter and marshmellow fluf, ect.

hey mom, and you get me a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch please?

by jake burnt May 11, 2006

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Peanutbutter

When you pee then nut in a girls ass at the same time. Then you keep fucking and when you are done you are left with a brown, creamy, peanut butter like substance.

I totally gave my girl some peanutbutter last night.

by Anonymous279274 August 26, 2018

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Peanutbutter Santa

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.

I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009

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peanutbutterocity

The measurement of the amount of peanut butter a single item has.

Zara: How much milk should I drink with this PB&J sandwich?

Jiff: Well what's the sandwich's peanutbutterocity. If there's a lot then pour a larger amount of milk.

by Pusheenius January 29, 2014

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