"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"

Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert by jackoncrack13 October 9, 2023

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Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich

An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)

"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."

Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich by Pimpfromzimbabwe January 1, 2010

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PeanutButter Darts

The act of letting someone spread peanutbutter all over your butthole, while you are on all fours. After the peanutbutter has been spread, you toss kit kat bars at the butthole covered in peanutbutter in hopes that one sticks.

After we left the bar, we went back to crib and played a grueling game of peanutbutter darts.

PeanutButter Darts by bigapple2 March 15, 2011

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penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

penutbuttery buttsex by heck yes September 10, 2008

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