paul blart

A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods
Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants!
by funky kong 411 October 17, 2019
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Paul's Mom

The mother to which all 'yo momma' jokes begin.
Paul said, "I'm done with this"
to which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night"
by Chee$e Chick April 05, 2007
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st. pauls

a school...
-where you have to have more than a 2nd grade education to get into the upper school (BL)
-where every single person is not in frotch heaven when they get to school (Loyola)
-where the required courses are not how to plow, how to ride a horse, and how to not know any girls outside of your school (McDonogh)
-where we hit puberty before we turn 20 (Friends)
-where people know where the hell our school is (Spalding, John Carroll)
-where youre not white trash if you go to school there (Curley, St. Joe)

-"St. pauls is not a gay school biatch
by ignwguw October 09, 2005
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jake paul

a hot headed idiot who got fired from disney because he fucking sucks, the only reason he's famous is because of his brother.
girl: what kind of snake is that?
guy: no that's jake paul
by leathershirts August 24, 2017
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Ron Paul

Person 1: Hey man!
Person 2: Ron Paul fucking rocks.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2 simply stares at Person 1 and in his breath says, "Ron Paul Revolution!." Person 1 dies...
by MeatLoaf Enchilada August 28, 2008
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Logan paul

Someone who enjoys filming dead bodies in suicide forests and also enhjoys starting fake drama for veiws and pretending to be color blind
Hey mat! Dont dont film that dead body your such a logan paul.
by Lise63 January 15, 2018
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paul out

to say you will do something and not show up, to be used in place of; lie, let down, fail, and bail out. when using paul out you one could use it in any of the following phrases and many that are not listed, pauling out, paul out, and pauled out. Also since this is not a noun but a verb as it is an action the name Paul is not capitalized.

Also please feel free to make fun of anyone you know who might fall into this definition, or make it a habit such as its namesake Paul.
Wow who is surprised that he would paul out again.
by flying monkey 1 January 24, 2011
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