Fortnite Battle Pass

When you see the new fortnite battle pass, you shit ur ass so now you are booting up your pc because you need to get that fortnite battle pass. You like fortnite also it's night time because it's 5 o clock and do people remember adventure time.

Friend: Yoo look at the new fortnite battle pass
me: I just shit out my ass bro

by Sussy English July 6, 2022

Celebrity Free Pass

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.

Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then

by Kokichiis April 25, 2022

Never Pass the Poop

1) A rule in which the nearest person must change a diaper at the time a keester cake is made.

Person A: "Wow, I think your baby just bust a sh*t. Can you change the diaper?"

Person B: "No. We never pass the poop. Here's the wipes to clean up that a$$ sneeze!"

by FANofUD August 17, 2010

the play action pass

When you are having sex with a female and you spit on her back to make her think you just cummed. She will then turn around. You splooge in your hand and throw it in her face.

Sally got extremely pissed last night when I completed the third Play Action Pass of the evening.

by Josh Lea March 11, 2005

the gas we pass

the second greatest book ever written. its totally bitching

the gas we pass is a fucking awesome book

by daniel fucking lee September 26, 2006

Free nude pass

This coupon is for one nude only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom

Jaime used his coupon on his gf. Free nude pass is the best

by Joe daddy left you November 30, 2019

passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!

that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009