Floor scranny

Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.
Me: “look at casey smoking cigarettes from the floor”

Tyler: “floor scranny
by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021
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Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.
Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.
by Eagle Flies May 06, 2011
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national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor
by StickyBeans July 30, 2021
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THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.
Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored
by Shredhead5280 October 05, 2019
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Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.
by shredder141 September 29, 2010
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Floor Liquors

chad: "Try to have a normal conversation for longer than 2 seconds impossible challenge"
chad 2: "Real"
chad 3: "We got that goofy aah group"

25.04.2024 - Excerpt from least brainrot Floor Liquors conversation
by uncle O April 25, 2024
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Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.
“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”
by Floor Tom February 26, 2024
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