Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 08, 2021
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RUB ALLEGATIONS

Rub likes to scam and likes to larp, he is also a very horny slut sexual furry that likes to hump lip in the ass and also likes to show his thighs to kav and licks his hairy ass balls
I love him :heart: and I am sucking sava big dick

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rubbing out the kids

Craig was rubbing out the kids before work.
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Rub-a-dub

A term for “hard rubbish” from Melbourne Australia...Rub-a-dub is when you head out looking for hard rubbish on the streets. It was originally started by graffiti crews walking the streets.
1. Hey there’s a pile of Rub-a-dub over there, stop the car!
2. Hey you wanna go out looking for some Rub-a-dub tonight?
by Aveday February 17, 2021
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Rub it out wednesday

A challenge where you must rub one out for every Wednesday in a year
Hey Timmy, whoever doesn't forfeit first for "rub it out Wednesday" wins
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Rubbing husk

The act of mutual masturbation, strictly between man and woman. Specifically stimulating the exterior of the vagina and not allowing the foreskin to be fully moved.
Paige and Peter discovered how to rub husks while being lazy about giving each other a handjob.

Paige: hey jerk my vagina
Peter: no let’s rub husks
Paige: what’s rubbing husks?
Peter: gently but firmly grasp my penis and move your hand up and down it, be careful not to move to far.
Paige: fuck you just jerk me off you twat
by HuskDaddy September 17, 2019
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Chub-Rub

A common british term for when your things rub together frequently and cause sores and a very bad rash, and in bad cases cause bleeding. (This usually happens to people with big/thick thighs hence the name 'Chub' most commonly occurs at the beach with sand or if there are tears in their pants where the things meet)
Damnit i got some serious Chub-Rub
*sees red thighs* Jesus thats some bad Chub-Rub!
by goth_boy975 April 13, 2022
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