Dick Nugget

An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit

Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.

by Lesbian Jesus July 14, 2015

Chicken nuggets

A way to express true love or to praise your deity of chicken nugget Cocaine

Tim: how much do you love your wife Tom?
Tom: CHICKEN NUGGETS MOTHA FUCKA
Tim: of course. How silly of a question
Tom: CHICKEN NUGGETS MOTHA FUCKA!!!

by Chicken nuggets are cool December 7, 2018

pecker nugget

The piece of shit that hangs off of your penis after anal.

After I went mudding with the wife, there was a pecker nugget hanging from my meaty bits.

by Alcoholandass May 25, 2017

Blerp nugget

The new soul shattering insult created by someone with a force so evil he could destroy nyc to 3 bits.

Kid:Hi u play fortnit i wana plai wit u
Guy: No blerp nugget go home and drink your mommy's breast milk
Kid: Fine >:3

by KILLTHENEWBORNS March 27, 2022

stuffed nugget

When a man shoves a 20 piece McDonald's Chicken Nugget in his partners asshole.

"Last night I totally gave Ashley the stuffed nugget she wanted."

by Deez Walnutzs May 29, 2015

Nugget Tease

A woman who is shaped like a fridge physically fighting or bullying you. You are legally allowed to call her nugget tease if you feel threatened.

Person1: Come here and fight me like a real man!
Person2: You’re a Nugget Tease!

by NuggetTease November 23, 2019

schlong nugget

When a penis is dipped into different variety of sauces and licked off while your in a car.

Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.

Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!

by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011