penis

a lovely rod where gurls bounce on n produce th best juice eva .....!
nathasha is cumin to bounce again on my penis tonite
by rodee September 15, 2011
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PENIS

Penis: noun, verb, adj, insult, etc.

Emma.
Behind them everyone hears someone randomly yell at the top of their lungs "PENIS!!!!"

"Hi Emma," they all respond, not bothering to look.
by keylicker01 October 10, 2004
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penis

things emilie scherer likes to pretend to suck, to get attention!
"I didnt go to school cause i sucked too much fake penis!"
by Mike_Unt69 May 03, 2009
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It's that thing hanging between a normal man's legs. However it must be noted that Uber Uberest has no cack.
Poor Uber Uberest, he has no penis... I guess we should cornhole him. --- Furor Planedefiler
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plural penises on one individual or several...or IN one individual or several.
"yo dawg, i have peni"
"They have peni"
"I like peni"
"Look! Peni!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My name is "plurl penises" ad i find it very offensive that the young ladies that came up with this definition used my name! HAHA

-Big sexy"
by ka October 19, 2003
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Penis

John: I heard the other day on urban dictionary said a penis was a dog is that true?

Mike: are u mental don't look on urban dictionary its full of bullshit
by stfu100 April 24, 2008
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He has a big, giant penis but is a huge dick.
by Chiolby March 09, 2018
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