Noobasaurus

Beyond a noob.

Laz was acting like a noobasaurus today.

by Loa Al March 5, 2004

noobcannon

a shitty weapon that is used by kids new to the game that requires no skill to use

Don't use the Fuel Rod Cannon. It is such a nOObcannon

by baconfreak December 15, 2003

noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.

Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.

by newnre23 July 30, 2009

noob sauce

A term used to describe more than one newbie, noob, or nub.

Veterans use it to say they are out to get that noob for doing something.

A general area of where noobs participate in.

Noob - 1 4/\/\ t3# r0<x0/2!!1!
Veteran - I am going to add you to my noob sauce!

Wrong - Look at all the noobs over there dancing! Eww!
Right - Look at the noob sauce over there dancing! Eww!

by Chris Carducci January 10, 2009

Epic Noob

Like a noob, except even more annoying

"wtf, that noob just killed me in CoD4 and were on the same team. What an epic noob"

by biker9075 December 26, 2008

noob cannon

a gun that most noobs use and get cheap kills with, like the ppsh in Call of Duty

omg noobs stop using the noob cannon!

Call of Duty: omg russian noobs get a real gun

by michael scullin May 22, 2006

Turtle Noob

An inside joke created by our friend Brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncircumsized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his penis looking like a turtle in his shell. Can also be used as another way to call somebody a noob

"Man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!"

"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"

by Gavin Issel May 19, 2008