Mom Cake

In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.

I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.

My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.

by Tommy G Style September 6, 2011

Bo's Mom

A woman who is known for her promiscuity and will never turn down a good time.

Sally, skeet skeet, Bo's mom.

by Bizob420 April 13, 2009

mom juice

A household term for wine.

'Well that sure was a tough day of adulting, better pour myself a big ol' cup of Mom Juice."

by Kiz... December 13, 2017

Slutty Mom

A mom who knows the whole neighborhood off the palm of her hand, literally.

I slept with your slutty mom

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

creepy mom

A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.

Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!

by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017

My Mom

A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick

My Mom is something

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019