Michael Jackson

michael is cool. cooler than YOU

hey dude, stop raggin oh Michael Jackson, he's COOL

by x-wtf September 10, 2006

Michael Jackson

1. The King of Music

2. The Greatest Entertainer Ever Lived

3. Icon of the Century

4. A National Hero

We miss you, Michael Jackson!

by johnson011 July 7, 2009

Michael

Way too perfect. Knows what to say at the right time. An Incredible singer and has a voice as smooth as chocolate. His laugh is goals, and so are his selfies. He's that guy you would meet in the store, take your friend\sibling to the side and whisper "Holy f*ck, he's hot"

What did I deserve to have someone like Michael?

by Kewl af February 19, 2017

Michael Stipe

Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.

His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.

He has a very quirky personality.

Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.

by Peppeche January 14, 2008

Michael

Michael is a male, probably. If he ever lives, he will most certainly die from it. He breathes, laughs and sings (not always well). Michael has been told that in this big wide earth he is almost entirely insignificant. However, he can't help but feel important in the context of his own life. Michael is a person.

Hi, my name is Michael.

by ThnkUVryMch01 May 24, 2014

Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009

Michael Vick

A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.

Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.

by azrael February 17, 2005