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MILF

Sarah Lapeirre is small but hate that kid . but her mother Kim Lapeirre is a MILF in production.
by VashuFolz July 2, 2024
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Milf

Maddie and gracies moms are milfs
by Alexis Goodwin November 14, 2021
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milf

Milf
milf: means what I want now.

me: dm if you are one.😎
by whoisalex? November 6, 2021
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milf cherry

..the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.
Thank God your mom's a whore, otherwise I'd never have popped my milf cherry..
by Two-t April 21, 2017
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MILF

A very bitchy attractive curvy woman with big boobies and long sexy legs and phat ass for a mom, the sexy woman that you see in the gym or store or mall or at work. Watch out, could be a guy your age’s mom. Always having issues with her husband and wants a younger man.
(Guys skateboarding)

(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?

(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!
by Agoodmilflover December 28, 2022
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MILF

Man, she's really funny! She's a MILF!
Bro, that was a funny joke, have you ever thought of yourself as a MILF?
by milf_disdhik December 26, 2021
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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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