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MILF

Man, she's really funny! She's a MILF!
Bro, that was a funny joke, have you ever thought of yourself as a MILF?
by milf_disdhik December 26, 2021
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Milf

1. Acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Noun, a title given to one's friend whom has an attractive mother. This title must be designated by the friends, acquaintances, or any other social peer of said mother's offspring(ex.1), and cannot be self designated(ex.2). Factors that may be improve potential recipients chances for receiving this title may include, but are not limited to; proximal age gap, breast implants, make-up, hairstyle, plastic surgery, natural beauty, and hot tubs

2. Acronym; Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Noun, Islamic group that fought for greater self autonomy Muslims in Phillipines. Armed Division was titled BIAF for Bangsamoro Islamic Armed Forces. MILF employs an Islamic faith democratic governance and permanently disarmed in 2014 after achieving their mission objective, with the creation of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region and handover of control in 2019, and is considered inactive.
ex.1) "Dude, Tony's mom just got a boob job, she's a total MILF!"
ex.2) "I have 2 kids, so I'm a certified MILF!!"
by LuckyKekingCharms June 30, 2025
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MILF

person 1: hey look a frog!
person 2: MILF!!
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Milf

Maddie and gracies moms are milfs
by Alexis Goodwin November 14, 2021
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MILF

A very bitchy attractive curvy woman with big boobies and long sexy legs and phat ass for a mom, the sexy woman that you see in the gym or store or mall or at work. Watch out, could be a guy your age’s mom. Always having issues with her husband and wants a younger man.
(Guys skateboarding)

(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?

(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!
by Agoodmilflover December 28, 2022
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Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf
- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
by KlausBorski June 17, 2022
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Milf hunter

Milf hunter here with a big sausage pizza
by jk47 July 23, 2022
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