"I'm mommy's good boy :3"
by emobitchxx February 20, 2024
by over-thinker February 10, 2012
When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby
“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
by Jommbo March 01, 2025
by My PEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEE July 25, 2017
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx February 19, 2016
by Catchris2 May 15, 2021