When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.
Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”
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Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.
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This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.
The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.
The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
Buddy, did you see that guy outside the bar last night take a slice of pizza off the face and get knocked out at the same time?
Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.
Fucking chump...
Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.
Fucking chump...
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