A karen on the trails. Usually a middle-aged white woman who is hiking to "be mINdFUL" and "EnjOY nATure". However, unlike the people who follow common trail courtesy, these trail karens believe that the entire trail belongs to them. They walk slowly in the middle and refuse to move even if they see someone walking on the very edge of the trail to not bump into them. Then, they expect a thank you even though they didn't move a single inch to make room for others to pass.
Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them.
Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.
Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them.
Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.
Trail Karen: I can't be a karen because I looove nature and I'm so mindful....
Everyone else on the trail: Yeah, well you're still a self-entitled idiot
Everyone else on the trail: Yeah, well you're still a self-entitled idiot
by Strava_addict_3 March 11, 2021
Get the Trail Karenmug. A British Songwriter and Singer......
happens also that Karen Poole is the most beautiful, Wonderful, Smart, Funny, Sexy and all around how they say "A 10". She is highly involved in everything she does and seems to always be in control. She is overall Amazing in every aspect. Also tends to say things that are Extremely funny even though she tottaly meant it. ;)
happens also that Karen Poole is the most beautiful, Wonderful, Smart, Funny, Sexy and all around how they say "A 10". She is highly involved in everything she does and seems to always be in control. She is overall Amazing in every aspect. Also tends to say things that are Extremely funny even though she tottaly meant it. ;)
Guy 1-"Hey you seen Karen Poole?"
Guy 2-"Pft... I could dream..."
Guy 1-"I was talking about the singer..."
Guy 2-"Pft... I could dream..."
Guy 1-"I was talking about the singer..."
by THE LCR April 13, 2011
Get the Karen Poolemug. A phrase to publically recognize individuals who screw things up for other people without care or concern for their feelings or anguish; inadvertent torture by lack of action or emotion; Selfish, self-centered, or narcissistic
by BabyGirlD January 30, 2019
Get the Wow, Karenmug. That one girl at school that is jealous of the rich girls, so they get attention by snitching on everyone.
Man, I was so bored in science that I was playing on my phone, and this total Teenage Karen snitched on me.
by The totally virgin killer March 1, 2022
Get the Teenage Karenmug. karen and ziad
Ziad: 'I love you!'
Karen: 'I love you more!'
Ziad: 'I love you the most! and you cant do shit about it!'
Ziad: 'I love you!'
Karen: 'I love you more!'
Ziad: 'I love you the most! and you cant do shit about it!'
by Citerow April 19, 2018
Get the karen and ziadmug. The principle that any word (new or existing), phrase or name can be used as an inflammatory or derogatory statement.
by Grungebobsquaredance June 3, 2022
Get the Karen Effectmug. A supporting Karen who tags along with another more dominant Karen. They seem involved but are just along for the ride, and they are used by the dominant Karen to accomplish their goals.
by Smul September 6, 2021
Get the Sidecar Karenmug.