Jeremy

A douchebag filled with pure vinger type attitude. No sexual appetite when Ass is in front of his Face, Literally bent over in his Face. He will spend all day in your shit, but nightfall he will not try to hit.

He will wait til Marriage, the Good lord told him so.

Until then he will use a Pocket Pussy, a drill with Lube and pictures of hefty girls wearing no panties cleaning under tables.

Ooppsss I dropped something under here. Can you see it?

Wait, what's in that Hefty Girls Ass??

Oh, okay, that's only Jeremy.

by Niikkaa February 5, 2019

Jeremy

A jeremy can be real crazy into and kinky things he is also most likely gay

(Girl 1) Jeremy was really wird he was kinky

by Kinky boy March 23, 2019

Jeremy

Jeremy is the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet! He’s tall and skinny with brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. His perfect smile will give you butterflies. He love his family(even if he doesn’t admit it) and he would sacrifice anything for them. Jeremy always finds a way to make you laugh. He’s super smart, but he doesn’t believe it and doesn’t realize what he’s capable of. If you’re sad he will cheer you up in a heartbeat. His gentle touch will send shivers through your body. Jeremy is the most amazing friend.

If you have a Jeremy in your life, keep him!

by Captain definition June 3, 2019

Jeremy hsu

He’s some chink that plays basketball. All the girls also think he might be gay. But he’s actually pretty cool, and sexy

Woah look it’s Jeremy Hsu! Is he gay?
No he’s just a chink that plays basketball, he’s sexy af.

by jeremy hsu June 20, 2019

Jeremy

He is the biggest hoe in his city. He is a cute guy but doesn’t act that way. And his firstlove is stuck on him like glue. Although one day he is going to find the right girl and change his ways.

#1: you see Jeremy over there with another girl
#2:yeah, and he was just with his girlfriend

by BadB**** November 10, 2019

Road Jerky

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."

by AZGator July 4, 2009

Geek'd Jerky

Noun from the generation group known as "Jerks" or "Geeks"- Geek'd Jerky is a Geeked up/Jerk kids penis.That is fed to sex hungry nerd addicted females.

Man she liked how i jerked at the party that i took her home and fed her my geek'd jerky.

by Yung Drizzy July 29, 2009