Jesus Freak

A true Jesus Freak is one whose life has been changed by the unfailing love of Jesus Christ. They spend time in his word and choose to live for him. They do not try to cram Jesus down your throat, but instead they simply try to show you the love of Christ by their actions and behaviors. They trust that God will do the rest.
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)

Nick is such a nice guy, it wouldn't surprise me if he is a Jesus Freak.

by HeckaBeats January 26, 2010

yall need jesus

when someone is so stupid they need jesus to help guide their ways

I had to tell this guy rahim yall need jesus because he was so stupid

by aolifie June 5, 2014

bong hits 4 jesus

Bong hits for Jesus is a banner displayed on Telivision in Juneau, Alaska. The student who held the banner sued the school in Morse v Fredrick
See bong hits

P1: Hey did you here about Bong hits 4 jesus?
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code

by Thataso March 23, 2007

jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).

Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

jerUSAlem

The new promised land of eternal redemption in the midst of United States of America.

jerUSAlem supports our troups !

by jfp February 7, 2008

Jesus Dick

An exclamation or interjection of anguish, usually that which is caused by another person's idiocy. Mainly used on its own, not as part of another sentence.

Primo - "I can't get the toilet to stop running and can't find the plug to unplug it."

Secundo - "Jesus dick, why are you so stupid!"

by Billis Tedward September 12, 2011