Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

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Tuesday

Nothing special, or in particular, without reason. Tuesday is a day in the week where nothing really happens and to which no particular meaning is tied. When someone does something bc it's a Tuesday, it means it doesn't really have a deeper meaning.

When asking why someone does something seemingly random, which they either do a lot or they themselves don't know why they're doing it;
"idk must be Tuesday"
"Because it's Tuesday I guess?"
"Well it's a Tuesday so..."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by MariTea February 28, 2023

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Sneaky Tuesday

Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.

Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday

by Sneaky Tuesday March 1, 2023

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too turnt tuesday

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.

Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.

by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023

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No Sexy Tuesday

No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.

It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons

Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday

by Leo_Lion_Abstinence March 28, 2023

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Alcohol Tuesday

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.

Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.

by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024

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