mud island

A particularly nasty shit that is neither solid nor liquid but more of a slimey,pudding-like consistency.A mud island tends to float high in the bowl due to its fat content.

I just crapped a mud island.

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

by Matt FR January 29, 2018

good mud

The good type of mud on the right side of that one Walmart in St Augustine.

Bro I just stopped at Walmart and got that good mud!

by Pyro7x7 January 14, 2020

mud maker

When white people have children with blacks and they come out looking like mud

"Did you see that white woman's kid? They were black! She's a god damn mud maker!"

by Cunninghamolga March 14, 2023

Mud monkey

AN ABSOLUTE HUGE SHIT

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

mud mafia

A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.

Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"

by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014

Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.

“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?

by millczarr June 19, 2021