Elf Hat

The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.

Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!

by gr8thinkr March 14, 2011

Ass Hat

a person so close to recycling themselves - shoving their head up their own ass- that they wear their ass as a hat.

That guy is a serious asshat!

by Pin January 4, 2005

put a hat on it

This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'

if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Hat Trick

Achieving orgasm in each orifice of your girlfriend/wife/wife's sister, during sex.

Dude, i scored a hat trick last night!

by Favilicious April 3, 2003

Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.

He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.

by Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. July 22, 2023

Skankees Hats

Yankees hats worn my skanky girls trying to make themselves appear sexy, ghetto, pimp, legit, etc.

Amber: "Hey, look at those girls in the Skankees Hats."

Rosie: "What skanks.. Let's get one!"

by nottaskank August 11, 2010

hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

by Benji2018 May 3, 2018