by mitchell_h February 21, 2009
by Fantomas March 13, 2006
Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.
Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.
Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.
Guard Falzone: You mean...?
Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.
Guard Falzone: You mean...?
Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
by tedwilli9 August 24, 2008
by Nat F November 01, 2006
An article released in China announced Brown as one of the top four universities in America alongside the typical Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. Most famous for its open curriculum. If you're going to pay a large sum of money for college education, you should have the right to use your money to take whatever classes you want or need. Brown allows you to do that.
Voted douchiest school 2009 from GQ from, later found out it was an inside joke. Just because we're a liberal institution does not mean we are tree-huggers, hippies, pot smokers, sex-loving freaks.
Brown students are known to be more well-rounded than those from other Ivies. We're outgoing, social, down-to-earth yet attentive, intelligent, and eager to learn.
Also famous now because of Emma Watson and yes, I've seen her.
Voted douchiest school 2009 from GQ from, later found out it was an inside joke. Just because we're a liberal institution does not mean we are tree-huggers, hippies, pot smokers, sex-loving freaks.
Brown students are known to be more well-rounded than those from other Ivies. We're outgoing, social, down-to-earth yet attentive, intelligent, and eager to learn.
Also famous now because of Emma Watson and yes, I've seen her.
If you think college sucks, you haven't been to Brown University.
A t-shirt said, "HARVARD (because Brown rejected me)"
"So like, with that much freedom and the open curriculum, how do Brown students learn?"
"Oh we learn. We want to learn. But we know how to have fun too."
Usual student, "Did you see Emma Watson?"
Brown student, "Yes, why?"
Usual student," OMG I love her, you are so lucky!! Have you talked to her? OMG I want to meet her."
Brown student, "Uh huh...sure. Yeah I saw her, do I care? I've got my own stuff to worry about."
A t-shirt said, "HARVARD (because Brown rejected me)"
"So like, with that much freedom and the open curriculum, how do Brown students learn?"
"Oh we learn. We want to learn. But we know how to have fun too."
Usual student, "Did you see Emma Watson?"
Brown student, "Yes, why?"
Usual student," OMG I love her, you are so lucky!! Have you talked to her? OMG I want to meet her."
Brown student, "Uh huh...sure. Yeah I saw her, do I care? I've got my own stuff to worry about."
by Brownbard13 November 17, 2009
by Nathadeous March 01, 2009