Hump Seizure

the common female or male orgasm or climax

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax

by humpseizure September 14, 2018

Humped

When something absolutely smacks

Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED

by corndog5 August 18, 2024

piss humping

seizuring to the point of pissing yourself

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself

by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010

hump-et

Some one you want to hump but yet not be seen with in public.

George Bush now i would like to hump-et him!

by Rhidan Mercexerman January 19, 2010

Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 9, 2017

hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

Dry humping after party

March 29th. It's a day for after someone birthday party and for the afterparty it will be time to dry humping through the night

Let's have a dry humping after party.

by 67U3jame March 28, 2025