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Charlie Horse

a horse named Charlie, had his leg spazz out, so every time someones leg spazzed people called it a Charlie Horse. Charlie was the laughing stock so he became a rogue horse.
Rob Horse: "Woh Sarah your leg is spazzing out like crazy!"
Sarah Horse: Guess I've got a Charlie Horse."
by awesome-satay March 27, 2011
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horse punch

When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.
I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her
by gerje May 19, 2006
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Horse Nazi

An insult said to someone who is into horse porn and happens to be an oppresive and/or fucked in the head individual.
Kevin is a damn HORSE NAZI! the guy fucked a horse and tried to kill someone. what a fag.
by sweetsugargurl July 7, 2010
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Horse Fucker

Someone who gains the most repulsive type of pleasers through inhumane actions; such as taking his inbred cock and inserting it into the backside of the hourse or pulling down his redneck pants and let the animal wildly thrust you.
Ways you can tell if your a hourse fucker:
In a moments glance at a hourse you become sex crazed and retard strong and your behavior takes over.
If you tell a random person one of your best friend's secrets.
If Bill Maury makes you uncomfortable when he's telling you "your not the father"
Matt, you told people allot of lies, your a horse fucker
I hav wet dreams about broad stallions pounding my asshole, Imma hourse fucker.
by The great horse fucker August 7, 2009
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Street Horse

A horse usually blond, easy to hurt and VERY shaggy, who finds himself in real world scenarios such as a classroom, or an office building. The street horse is a timid creature, it is very rare to see a street horse fully tamed. They respond best when you offer them cheap goods, such as cheap headphones or food such as Campbells chunky soup. If you see a street horse, the best course of action would be to call your building administrator and have them dispose of it.
"Holy shit dude! A fucking street horse, where did that fucker come from?"

Street horse: "Neeiiiigghhh"

"CALL SECURITY"
by xBigBlacK October 24, 2011
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Horse pussy

The parking lot at Sixpence is full...Well horse pussy
by Creek mule 753 September 8, 2017
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Horse Fucker

Someone who is obsessed with horses to an extent that is unbearable. Only watches horse movies, has horse stuffed animals, horse blankets, etc.
She has a horse blanket? Yeah, she’s a horse fucker
by Liv Stens August 22, 2019
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