Charlie Horse

a horse named Charlie, had his leg spazz out, so every time someones leg spazzed people called it a Charlie Horse. Charlie was the laughing stock so he became a rogue horse.

Rob Horse: "Woh Sarah your leg is spazzing out like crazy!"
Sarah Horse: Guess I've got a Charlie Horse."

by awesome-satay March 27, 2011

horse punch

When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.

I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her

by gerje May 19, 2006

Horse Nazi

An insult said to someone who is into horse porn and happens to be an oppresive and/or fucked in the head individual.

Kevin is a damn HORSE NAZI! the guy fucked a horse and tried to kill someone. what a fag.

by sweetsugargurl July 7, 2010

Horse Fucker

Someone who gains the most repulsive type of pleasers through inhumane actions; such as taking his inbred cock and inserting it into the backside of the hourse or pulling down his redneck pants and let the animal wildly thrust you.
Ways you can tell if your a hourse fucker:
In a moments glance at a hourse you become sex crazed and retard strong and your behavior takes over.
If you tell a random person one of your best friend's secrets.
If Bill Maury makes you uncomfortable when he's telling you "your not the father"

Matt, you told people allot of lies, your a horse fucker
I hav wet dreams about broad stallions pounding my asshole, Imma hourse fucker.

by The great horse fucker August 7, 2009

fashion horse

A man who only wears the latest fashions, in order to place himself ahead of the competition.

He thinks being a fashion horse will land him a management position.

by lot98a October 1, 2010

mini horse

A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.

AMHA mini horse miniature horse equine little horse

by rightabouteverything July 26, 2010

horse kiss

Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.

So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)

by junior bad May 19, 2014