Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

Grabberjack

To side eye creep on someone who is walking by, or side eye creep on someone as you walk by.

Ryan just got grabberjacked by that dude. Does he know him? Dude may have seen him when he was stalking the book. He's friends with Tuck.

by Soze77 April 2, 2017

Grub

A euphemism for a penis.

I got warts on my grub from banging that chick!

by redgulp5 May 18, 2017

grub

Those of a lesser intellectual brain capacity i.e any player to play for a new south wales rugby league team.

"i hate them new south wales grubs" ..... "James maloney is the biggest grub in the nrl"

by queeeeeenslanderrrrr August 13, 2017

gribble

Dumb Nonce 卐

Oh my gosh you're such a gribble

by DankMemeLord6969 April 18, 2018

gribbclipse

The act of grabbing your girlfriend by the ears and then lowering your scrotum over her face to eclipse any source of light in the room.

"Hey, I just walked in the wrong room and some guy from the party was getting his gribbclipse on!"

by Straightup August 25, 2017

grabbits

Gay people who go at it like rabbits.

Also their likely pulling technique.

Those grabbits kept me up with their incessant banging!

by Thermospants September 6, 2017