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A derivative of the Spanish weta, or white girl, a squeta is a white girl that squirts.
Yo holmes, did you see that weta in the grocery store yesterday? Jimmy told me she's a squeta for real!
by Straightup July 23, 2012

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The act of grabbing your girlfriend by the ears and then lowering your scrotum over her face to eclipse any source of light in the room.
"Hey, I just walked in the wrong room and some guy from the party was getting his gribbclipse on!"
by Straightup August 25, 2017

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