Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

Gooch Cooch

A tainted Vagina. Gooch is another word for taint, the area between the balls and asshole. cooch is short for coochie, a vagina.

Ew.. I went down on her and she had a gooch cooch!

by Blu’s Gooch Cooch September 27, 2020

Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since

Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy

by Tamji February 8, 2024

Liquid Gooch

The liquid that secretes from between your balls and asshole.

I licked on that liquid gooch

by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt

Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.

by Madam Battle January 28, 2023

Rancid Gooch Box

A "gaming" PC with excessive amounts of RBG lights and dust.

Person 1: Dude, you gotta clean that rancid gooch box, it's just gross to look at!
Person 2: No way bro! It's perfectly fine.

by DB Double G The II October 29, 2024