Gooch

A glorious sneaker selection that instantly elevates your status to “walking footwear deity.”

“Nice gooch”

by PizzaPizza0728 August 20, 2025

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

The Gooch

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.

Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"

by The Wordenator September 2, 2016

Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since

Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy

by Tamji February 8, 2024

Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.

man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s

by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.

The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.

by TreNotCool March 22, 2019