Zusin Flu

The Zusin flu is a flu that makes you cold, raspy voice, hangover, bad memories and sore body. The famous zusin, whom name we don’t need to know, is a guy from ny who throws parties for his grade. He does not like underclassmen, nor upperclassmen (11th grade). He’s fun and all, but when it reaches 11:00pm, he will kick out any underclassmen or juniors in sight! so be careful, because if he catches you, he will curse you with the ZUSIN FLU! 12th graders also get the famous zusin flu…..Zusin is an og for sacrificing his house for our grade, but at the same time he be kicking out some hot underclassmen for no reason, like bro let them have the Zusin Flu !!! Let’s not forget that it is an honor to have the zusin flu.

It’s rare and russian vibey, makes you feel like you’re in eastern europe.

live long Zusin flu.

“yoo, that party was lit! I think i might have the Zusin Flu ..”
“ Naah bro same!! i don’t care if i get the zusin flu, had the best time in my life. “

by eldnahruoystahw2022 March 27, 2022

Republican flu

COVID 19 specifically as experienced by those who advocate against masks and vaccines.

Bill refused to wear a mask, then died from the Republican flu.

by Silas Hawthorn September 9, 2021

Dooty flu

When flu is contracted by eating ass

I got the dooty flu from eating her butt!

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Flu manchu

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.

"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"

by Joey Fat Tits July 28, 2021

Suggondese Flu

The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.

Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!

by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022

Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up

"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"

by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022

government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."

by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022