the linolium floors

The most awesome band around! How is it humanly possible to not like them?

Hey guys come watch the linolium floors play at the house of blues!

by punkrocker5 May 01, 2004

Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025

floor loot

Used to describe a girl who has been with may guys

Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking

“Hey bro I broke up with Melissica last week”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”

by Shmelvin February 16, 2024

Floor Time

The act of laying or sitting on the floor either alone or with friends. Often used to destress and chill out. Usually an unplanned event and is triggered by one person laying or sitting down and others joining.

"Why are all of you on the floor, there are chairs right there"
"We're having Floor Time right now."

by Girlygirlwithagirlysecret February 24, 2025

Floor Time

The use of lying or sleeping on the floor to reduce feelings of anxiety or overwhelm.

Dave got home from a social event and decided to get some floor time to collect himself afterward.

by Floor Time February 03, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021