luke, i am your father

the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones.

Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

by i fucked you mama! December 15, 2007

Featherdusting

When a girl flirts excessively with people. For instance in a bar setting. It usually includes but is not limited to touching, repeating questions, sitting on laps and sending random text messages. The girl is most always drunk.

"I was sitting next to him, featherdusting for sure..."

by K.C. Collins April 3, 2008

Tar and Feather

The act of forcing a tar ball in the mouth of your sexual partner(s), bending them over, and shoving their face(s) in your feather bed or feather pillow. The idea here is to continually pound said partner until the sheet or pillow case splits open and you ejaculate into the tarred and feathered faces. NOTE: This act is best performed on people who talk too much before, during, and after sexual relations.

If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to tar and feather your face when I fuck you later.

by Dean Philipsen April 1, 2011

Fatherless behavior

The act of behavior in which a father figure does not exist in your or whomever life. Common symptoms: no bitches, online dating and becoming emo

Fatherless behavior includes hacking

by Goofyahhkid123456 December 2, 2022

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Father Nigmas

The one and only enoch.The father.Who is sadly no longer among us.He still roams the streets listening to techno and molestering little kiddies

All hail father Nigmas R.I.P

by hero October 14, 2003

Fatherism

Act of giving ones father Evils from any part of the room without his knowledge

Dad: Your not seeing your boyfriend on a school night
Daughter: -___-
Dad: wots wiv the fatherism twerp?

by Guru Temwah December 10, 2012