all kinds of fucked up

when something is so messed up you can't even describe it. totally wrong.

cop: that murder in the park was all kinds of fucked up.

by thenerdytechie October 7, 2018

And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.

Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018

And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.

Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018

Straight Up-Fucked

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.

Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.

by WeedWizard70 July 4, 2019

logitech mouse fucked

is when a person disasembles a logitech mouse and takes the motherboard and puts it up someones ass while it cuts up the inside.

dam i got logitech mouse fucked yesterday

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

by Gabric October 23, 2022

You got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.

by landekar March 9, 2019