Father Cuntmas

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.

Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!

by bport July 12, 2010

fathee

Nigger fagot who is a fuckboy with specific tastes

"That guy is such a Fathee"
"I know he only wanted to fuck me on a king sized bed"

by Mr.fathee October 22, 2017

willing father

Your local Priest. ;-)

St. Serena of the Albatross's Priest was always a willing father for the children at catechism every Wednesday.

by MsMissa August 25, 2004

you are the father

People who have no job and sit around all day watching daytime 'reality' talk shows such as Maury Povich, etc.

You know Steve?

Yeah, why?

Oh he finally got a job.

Why was he 'You are the father'?

Yeah like all day long bro..

by 1948ers December 27, 2011

fathermucker

Expletive describing religious fundamentalists and/or literalists who espouse the alleged teachings of prophets or deities of one of the paternalistic religious traditions such as Judaism, Christianity, or Islam, and who promote the adoption of such alleged teachings into laws regulating personal and social freedoms. Fathermuckers include parties as diverse as those who propose teaching Creationism as science and those who promote blowing oneself up in a crowd in order to please their deity/prophet.

So, let's just NOOK the FATHERMUCKERS!

by Michael Gannett February 14, 2006

The God Father

They are the fathers of the flight. da vinchi is the grandfather. he did not put hs name on his invention so it was okay for the wright brothers to take it, it was also good thing they did b/c now we have planes that FLY, all because of the fathers of flight. their manes are Orville, and Wilbur (oink, oink)really everyone coppied off or them like northwest airlines, spirit and fly jamiaca etc. They are the fathers or flight.
GO WRIGHT BROS!

As you can see the flight worked in 1899 FINALLY! GO GOD FATHERS
piggy and popcorn

by Chadwick!! November 16, 2004

fatherfuckface

See motherfuckface, substituting father into mother (dad into mom)
Note you may call a person of any sex a fatherfuckface or motherfuckface.

FFF stands for fatherfuckface

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003