faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

fashion-ho

a person who is obsessed with fashion, keeps up with style trends and always dresses to impress

Jane is a wicked fashion-ho, she always has the coolest clothes. (a little Mass. influence on that one)

by fashionho December 9, 2003

fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.

"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."

by Taimaishu May 24, 2004

Plantar Fascism

The belief that whatever cured your own Plantar Fascitis will cure everyone else's.

"Ever since he got those orthotics and his foot quit hurting, he's been suffering from acute Plantar Fascism.

by Carlos Gonzales December 26, 2008

Fast Don't Lie

Phrase, popularized by Slim Chin, AKA Ken Jeong, and frequently proven by Chicago Bulls point guard, Derrick Rose. Shouted during break-away dunks, by Sportscenter anchors during touchdown runs, and by kids on basketball courts, street races and hot dog eating contests.

You get his shoe, you get fast too! Fast Don't Lie

by adidasBasketball November 24, 2010

the old fashioned way

talking on a home phone
sending mail
reading books

example 1: my cellphones broken, looks like i'll have to do it the old fashioned way and call her on the telephone

example 2: my internets down, looks like i'll have to do it the old fashioned way and mail it

example 3: google is down for maintence looks like i'll have to do things the old fashioned way and look it up in a book

by sequined dress July 12, 2010

fashion club

daria's sister quinn was vice president of the fashion club, a club based solely on hypocracy, because everyone who belonged to it wore the same thing almost every day

Quinn: Skin-care crises transcend personality conflicts, Daria. It's in the fashion club bylaws.

by people/us August 25, 2005