Evan

That turbo-hot guy that every girl wants but none have the courage to ask out

Girl 1: Where’s Evan?
Girl 2: I don’t know, I miss my daily dose of eye-candy though :(

by skylar404 January 19, 2022

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An Evan is one of the most sweet and nicest person to be around. With his hazel blue eyes he never seems to make you cry. He will always be there for you when you need him. An Evan makes one of the best boyfriends and girl could ask for, he will give you his hoodies and care about you. He will complement you everyday and send cute good morning and goodnight text. He will write you paragraphs that make you so happy, if you get a Evan in your life keep him forever.

“Evan always seems to make me so happy and feel important”

by Yeet or die October 17, 2019

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EVAN CYCLES

One of the best bike shops on this earth. The staff are more than happy to help you out and not thinking of taking your money for it, like other bike shops. These guys give you the best advice from people that really know there stuff. So they dont just go sorry mate its broke your going to need this really expencive new one. They will sell you exactly what you need, this goes for there mechanics as well. What are cytech trained and ride bikes themselfs so know what is what.

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by Dour cream August 26, 2009

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Evan

The weirdo on the bus that thinks he’s funny but isn’t. Kinda funny but totally overrated. His looks are mediocre and he has no game.

“Look at Evan, such a weirdo”

by Mackdaddy123456 February 7, 2019

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Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.

me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.

evan: what did she do.

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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad

evan: don't worry ur the only one I want

I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭

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by ilovemiso March 2, 2023

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