Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.

John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023

Four Stroke Engine

When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where

"Yo dude, do you wanna join in my four stroke engine?"

by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025

Theusen's Engineers

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.

The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.

by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016

Merlin Vac Engine

They sent 16 MVACS up on the thank you earthquake rocket firework

Merlin Vac Engine- The thank you rocket just put more MVACS up in orbit

by Merlin vac engine September 16, 2021

softboi engineer

the opposite of a brogrammer.

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.

boy: ya I do yoga and read tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.

girl: you're a softboi engineer

by anonymous May 13, 2022

red engine

Word that denotes Hiv+ person who is going around sleeping with others without telling them that they are infected.

Did you hear that Leah has been sleeping with Trent? Yeah you know i heard that she has that Red engine and refuses to let her partners know about it.

by buge April 25, 2014

Appalachian engineering

When no one makes what is need to successfully make something functional

Unable to purchases proper parts so Appalachian engineering to fabric what is needed to make something work.

by anonymous August 30, 2022