Carmen Electra

the most hottest fucking woman in the UNIVERSE and to ever set foot on this planet and no other woman ever in the history of man will ever be hotter

carmen electra and i have fucked each other like animals every single night for the past 15 years and going for 45 more years

by Phil Cummings May 23, 2008

electric avenue

Metaphorically, where one's mind travels to when they get high from smoking marijuana.

Yo bro, i say we should rock down to electric avenue. You in?

Hell yeah homes! we got to take this shit to another level!
-(Pineapple Express)

by sheino February 8, 2009

Electric Lettuce

Wrestler: Electric Lettuce
Real Name: William Edward Kennedy
Birthday: July 24th, 1989
Homestate: New Jersey
Marital Status: Taken
Height & Weight: 5'11" - 188 lbs
Trained by: Jon-Bo
Debut: March 2003
Previous Gimmicks: Blizzard
Finishing Move: Lettuce Driver, and The Crunchy Salad
Favorite Moves: Salad Shooter,
Running Spear, Fist drop, anything that kills and/or dominates-maims.
Notable Feuds: Nutsack Hemorrhage, and Randy Marsh
Notable Alliances: Dan Hibiki, Nutsack Hemorrhage, Butt Savage, Triple H, HBK, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and Nightwolf.
Titles Held: All Except Lightheavyweight, Tag Titles, Big Money, Million Dollar, and Womens.
Quotes: "I like my salad how I like my concrete", and "I Own You"

The Electric Lettuce just dominated THE YETAAY!! with The Crunchy salad.

by Electric Lettuce July 22, 2006

Democratically Elected

Modern Usage has transgressed somewhat from the (original definition) - An individual or group of individuals brought to power by a majority vote of the electorate.
For modern usage See: Bush(USA), Mugabe(Zimbabwe), Gordon Brown(UK), Thein Sein (burma), Mahmoud Ahmadinejad(iran), Vladimir Putin& Dmitry Medvedev (Russia) Jalal TALABANI (Iraq) who have all been Democratically Elected in the past few years. Scary isn't it?

Your grandfather, somebody's son, a woman's husband, a father and thousands like him died in a war fighting for the right to freedom and democracy. I'm so pleased we have all upheld those morals so that we can all say that our leaders are Democratically Elected (see farce)!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

by Asshead May 17, 2003

elect-a-dangus

1. electronic voting machine; see dangus

So I git the go button on the elect-a-dangus, and the shit started smoking and beeping. It was beatness.

by feralchimp January 14, 2005

electric dolphin

Similar to the shocker, in the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a girl's vag and a pinky in the ass (two in the blood one in the mud.) The difference lies in the fact that the two front fingers are twisted like an electrical chord and the thumb/dorsal fin is used for clitoral stimulation. The desired result is a woman's screech similar to the call of a dolphin (errhhaaa! errhhaaa!)

girl: errhhaaa! errhhaaa! errhhaaa!

guy: That's a mutha fuckin' electric dolphin for ya ass.

by Pete(y,r) July 22, 2006