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egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.
by mister creepy February 23, 2011
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Amish Egg Yolk

When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.
I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.
by analbutt69 May 2, 2012
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wet egg

Someone: James are you coming to pounded
James: No I'm being a wet egg!!!
😂😂😂
by Whatatit May 14, 2017
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Egg chute

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg chute tightened!
Source: Stormy Weather, Norwich
by Stormy Weather December 27, 2007
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houdini egg salad

Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.
"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."
by donthatemecuzuaintme October 18, 2012
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EGG IN A BLANKET

A PERSON THAT ONLY HAS ONE BALL
by Aj Cockringing hoe March 6, 2015
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