Donga Donga

A term used for someone that’s a waste of life and doesn’t do anything with their time. Someone who isn’t loyal, doesn’t care about their income, and just doesn’t have a good personality. Basically someone you don’t want to spend your time around.

Me : I don’t like Derek he’s weird
Noah : Yea He’s a donga donga to be honest bro

by Mr.Trendsetter November 7, 2019

ding dong dooley

This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.

The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.

by Dirty Dave May 13, 2005

2 Dong Salute

two males engaging in sexual intercourse where both males climax at the same time

Barney and Billy always plan on a 2 Dong Salute occuring during their love affairs.

by Tessieleeskimo November 18, 2011

Hunk of Dong

A word originated by the Pennsylvania Dutch which means a big, ugly, sloppy, smelly, possibly discolored penis.

Matt, what would you do if you went down on your girl for the first time and out flopped a whole hunk of dong.

by Joe26 January 1, 2007

ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong

(Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids.

For my birthday, your sister gave me a ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong!!!

by Nick "Flash Flood" October 25, 2007

dong

The penis, but not in a sexy way

"As dusty as a dead dingo's dong" (Sir Les Patterson)

by Edna Sweetlove September 18, 2006

Water Dong

Term for a water bottle filled with a clear alcohol, preferably cheap vodka.

Yea I snuck some vodka in with my water dong. I am so drunk, I have been water donging it all day.

by cobrandy June 16, 2010