Slack jawed swamp donkey

Another name for a dirty slut.

have you seen that Slack jawed swamp donkey? I heard she gave head three times last night.

by DM321 May 26, 2010

donk

n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"

I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.

by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009

donkey raping shit-eater

someone who uses big words online to sound smart

where have i seen that before

by as is June 28, 2003

Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.

Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags

by kev Schmitt August 19, 2010

ample ba-donk-a-donk

a large ass.

Man... look at that chicks ample ba-donk-a-donk.. It is the size of Mount Everest. I'd sure like to get a hand on that. Or maybe even tap that fine ampleness.

by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003

Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey

1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.

2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.

That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.

by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009

donkey munch

An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.

To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.

Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!

Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!

by Chilv July 21, 2006