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by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Dumpster housemug. by HemlockInk June 22, 2016
Get the Dumpster Skunkmug. “Oh gosh, is that a Dumpster Corky?”
“You might want a rabies shot after getting bit by a Dumpster Corky”
“You might want a rabies shot after getting bit by a Dumpster Corky”
by Corky Corkerson July 25, 2021
Get the Dumpster Corkymug. A lady of the night found rummaging around in trash late at night. Their homeland is Chicago and live off of blowjob money and food scraps they steal from rats.
by The Rock January 13, 2017
Get the Dumpster-slutmug. by B@llsD33p! July 17, 2022
Get the Cum dumpstermug. by Squilliam waterson November 8, 2021
Get the Cum Dumpstermug. Describes the female act of manual, clitoral stimulation, presumably to climax. Usually conducted unaided but can be enjoyed with the assistance of a trusted partner.
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx September 18, 2022
Get the Dumpster Rubbing Her Slotmug.