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doctoral feces

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A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
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Doctorate of Zombiology

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A P.H. D in the feild of Zombiology. a very prestigous title, sought after by many who think they are cool enough to like zombies, yet few actully take it to the next step and study them and their habits.
I earned my Doctorate of Zombiology through an internet course, so come to me if you ever confront one.
by Spike Cloud December 17, 2005
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Doctors Charter School

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"don't breath at doctors charter school, you'll get a detention. trust me."
by thisnameistaken? April 13, 2009
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Bank Doctorine

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The Bank Doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost.
Under the Bank Doctorine politically connected financial institutions are too big to fail, and too big to be punished. This is especially true during election years when politicians need to attract large donors with reliable sources of income.
It is facilitated in part by financial interests that rotate in and out of regulatory and governing bodies.
The Bank Doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution. This way the banks have an incentive to give the public the worst deal possible.
by mlhiss March 22, 2012
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Doctarded

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Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.
Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.
by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009
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dictorany

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Word made up by Devin that proably has to do with something dirty. Also could be a misspelling of dictionary, or about the tyranny of d**ks. Hard to say, but in this case I'm sure it's urban. (:
Devin: "Lol got to love urban dictorany. Looked up my name. Made me laugh so much"
by Row-Z July 8, 2011
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