Diego

Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
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If you ever come across a Diego in your life, keep him. When you can’t find the sunshine they will be the sunshine in your life. Diego will make you feel safe and loved, no matter what. Although they are shy they have a very horny side so be aware. You will never feel lonely with him by your side and you’ll never be bored because of how funny he is. If you ever meet a Diego stay with him because, he will change your life forever.
Zahnel: I feel safe with you Diego.
by Zahnel Perkins January 06, 2023
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This boy will be the nicest boy you'll ever meet. He may not have the best looks but he'll find a way to charm you by his words. He'll tell you over and over again that he would do anything for you even take a bullet for you. If you get the chance date him and than marry him.
me: Diego asked me out today!
friend: OMG! your so lucky!!
by one lucky person October 26, 2019
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The man who posses a hammer between his legs.
Diego could beat me to death with that dick.
by Timtrocity March 25, 2022
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Diego can be a W mans sometimes but at times he can act sus with you. He is very cute, my mans is taken and he plays fortnite. He likes have a black friend that thinks black lives matter but knows its cap. If you meet diego ask him about dora. GO DIEGO GO!
Yo diego how is dora doing?
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Diego will change your life if you’re with him long enough. He is the most intelligent, patient, caring, loving, and handsome person I have ever met. He is a good listener and will listen to you and will do anything in the world to make you feel loved and heard. He makes you feel safe when you’re having those bad days. He’s extremely tall and dreamy. Look up to him and you see an angel sent from above. You will be extremely lucky if you ever get to date him. He will treat you like a queen. Stay with him, he will be loyal to you forever, even in the next life.
Friend : Who’s that tall handsome dude you were with yesterday?

Me: oh that was my bf, Diego ( blushes )
by Nightingale2000 March 02, 2022
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Diego is my mush. He is very funny and I will miss him when he leaves. Thank you for letting me have your tie. Have a good life mush. You better still message me.
by Mush321 November 21, 2018
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